Well, I'm at the emergency room

Today was not a good day. I decided to try horseback riding. It turned out to be a huge mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. The horse made a sudden jerk and reared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Thank goodness, the manager of Kmart came out and unplugged the machine. But then that jerk had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile.

Next time I'm taking the boat out for April 1st.